by hand job January 21, 2004

person who loves bars and would do anything to have them...it is their favorite way to get fucked up and they would take a bunch often
big moe coined the term in his song "barre baby"
big moe coined the term in his song "barre baby"
by nicoleeeeeee April 23, 2006

Someone: "BISHYou wear a ring on your nose because no one wants to put one on your finger."
You: Ooh Bars.
You: Ooh Bars.
by BagofEggs December 27, 2016

Noun. A mobile establishment where alcoholic drinks are passed out located in the parking lot. Usually out of the trunk of someone's car.
by redbuda April 7, 2003

NOUN: Used to describe the size of the woman your friend slept with the night before. The number describes how fat she was because she was able to exist in 3 bars at exactly the same time. You would be able to say something to her at one bar, tell her to hold on a second, leave for the next bar, and finish your sentence there because she was truly that fat. It is possible for a 4 or 5 bar to exist but the term can only be applied to girls that your friend has slept with.
VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly
VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly
That chick over there looks like 3 bar to me, I can feel her gravity pulling me closer, try not to sleep with that one.
3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)
Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again
3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)
Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again
by Steven 'Michael' Bolton June 29, 2008

Jessica: omg julie is such a small bar i hate her so much
Steph: wow that is such a mean thing to say
Steph to rachel: wow jessica is such a small bar she just called julie a small bar how rude is that
Rachel: ummmmm u realize U just called jessica a small bar right??
Rachel to tiffany: omg steph called jessica a small bar because jessica called julie a small bar
Tiffany: rachel stop saying that terrible word!!
Steph: wow that is such a mean thing to say
Steph to rachel: wow jessica is such a small bar she just called julie a small bar how rude is that
Rachel: ummmmm u realize U just called jessica a small bar right??
Rachel to tiffany: omg steph called jessica a small bar because jessica called julie a small bar
Tiffany: rachel stop saying that terrible word!!
by moo324 November 3, 2016
