take a flying liplock to my fuck stick 

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009

To fuck you up like a cat

Slovenian metaphor for get ass whooped.

i'm going to fuck you up like a cat.

To fuck you up like a cat by SIvkoz May 18, 2018

Fuck me like a truck

A sex move usually used in porno films or videos as it is used very hardcore bdsm move and usually the final form of a sex move

Oh please since you are my step-brother! Now fuck me like a truck like you did with Becky

Fuck me like a truck by Hylzanisafucingcrackhead January 11, 2020

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch 

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

fuck my pussy with a rake mom

Said by drag queen katya zamolodchikova on an episode of unhhhh

Katya: fuck my pussy with a rake mom! Oh wait that looks like a rake :0

fuck my pussy with a rake mom by RobinEmma June 22, 2023

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.] 

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.

Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.] by Kelley's Ugly Little Ewok January 13, 2022

Go fuck yourself with a cactus

It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it

1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus

Go fuck yourself with a cactus by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018