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Poser

A poser is someone who will do anything to fit in, they are worthless conformists. Poser is also the ultimate insults towards goth kids.
“I’m going to buy a skateboard to be like the other kids!”
“You’re a f*cking poser dude”
by Vee_778 June 10, 2020
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Poser

A guy who talks like he's known you his whole life even though he's never met you is a strange kind of poser.
The boy wasn't getting the attention of the kinds of guys (besides knowing what his band's name was) he wanted attention from, so he wrote lyrics about fighting with people he never met before, so that he's got their attention if he really wants it. His target didn't give him much thought before, but now thinks he's a poser.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020
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Poser

This guy named ChEFF Tron. He's a huge fake ass poser. This guy thinks he's clever and smart but has no genuine characteristics of his own. He tries to act like a high and mighty holy roller but that's as phony as his personality. He won't shut up about how hot his 150 year old wrinkled ass mummy of a wife is either. This idiot thinks because everyone smiles to his face that they're not talkin shit about how stupid he is behind his back. He has no real friends just people that tolerate him.
Ah shit, here comes Poser ChEFF. Did he see me? Ah Fuck, he did! Just smile and laugh and try not to punch him in his phony ass face.
by PissedOffAnus June 8, 2024
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Poser' Up

A form of fetish that glorifies the fetishization and dressing of "Posers" in a Sub-Cultural setting. Goth, Punk, Emo, etc.
Have you seen Erin Micklow recently? she's all Poser'd Up

I'd love to poser' up that chick i see all the time at Punk shows, she seems innocent enough.

Up the Poser'-Ups!
by WWACKO July 10, 2024
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Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.
She would pose as a gangster, a badass tough little son of a bitch from the streets of Chicago, or a tough/scary little 4'11 broad from New York, but in reality the girl was nothing like the characters she was posing as (though she saw them in herself), she was a poser from outside Harrisburg who wanted to be these other folks, since her life was more painful than anybody else's to her.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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Poser

That annoying bastard who works for a magazine and gets all the women.
Mindy- Awhh god that guy is like sooo sexeey
Rob- No... Hes a poser
by Suidas August 16, 2014
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Poser

Someone portraying themself as something other than who they really are. A gang member is one kind of poser.
The poser girl took that kid's soccer ball to the construction site to bait the guy.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020
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