blow job

v. generally oral sex performed on a male.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

thong job

when a girl removes her thong, grips it in her hand, and uses it to get a guys rocks off

My legs were shaking after she gave me a great thong job.

by chris June 14, 2004

squirrel-job

The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...

"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."

"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"

by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

b job

another way to say blowjob or bj.

mehn, whens that slut gunna drop down and get you that b job?

by funbot October 3, 2008

Hat Job

When a girl takes the backwards hat worn by a frat bro and rubs it on his penis, using the brim as a nozzle to aim is cum.

-Dude she just gave CJ a dirty hat job!
-Aw man his dick must be swollen to a pulp!

by p-gizzle April 20, 2010

Flag Job

A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag.

Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism.

It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.

Last night Michelle gave me a Flag Job with the Greek flag. That blue and white feels real nice.

by DavidBowiesSeveredToe April 5, 2010

bloop job

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.

My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up

by coborder April 7, 2008