by chris June 14, 2004

The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...
"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

by funbot October 3, 2008

When a girl takes the backwards hat worn by a frat bro and rubs it on his penis, using the brim as a nozzle to aim is cum.
by p-gizzle April 20, 2010

A Flag Job is a sexual act in which one participant jerks another off using a flag.
Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism.
It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
Flag Jobs have significant advantages over an ordinary hand job, because there is no clean up involved, and the giver does not have to actually touch, or even see the receiver's penis. Plus, they're a great way to show off your nationalism.
It can be abbreviated as FJ, but that is often mixed up with foot job.
by DavidBowiesSeveredToe April 5, 2010

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.
My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up
by coborder April 7, 2008
