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Joke man

by Noncenator September 2, 2020
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Watermelon man

A ideot that wears a watermelon shirt and pulls his pants down to show his tiny dick in class
Girl 1-look at nick he's suck a watermelon man

Girl 2-I agree with you 💯 %
by Tink💕 January 17, 2018
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Man date

1) Job interview meeting where you meet a male recruiter.

2) Any other job related meeting you have arranged with a male person, e.g. a colleague.
1. I have a man date on tuesday. I have had thousands of them. I guess nobody will ever hire me. I shouldn't have studied cultural anthropology in the university. Most of them work at McDonalds. Phew!

2. I think the wings of Airbus A300 have started to fracture. We must arrange a man date with the engineers ASAP!
by En Runkare June 12, 2012
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Man On Deck

When you have a large bowel movement ready to emerge at any moment.
I can't have anal sex with you tonight because I have a man on deck.
by CindyDavis March 13, 2011
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poo-man

a word to describe a lads surfing style. it can be used when the surfing lad bends his knees and looks like he is pumpin a steamy nug. also when a particularly tall dude goes to pash a relatively short chick and again has to bend his knees to make him look hes punching a grommet
"he surfs poo-man"

see junior he was goin poo-man with that skankhoe
by jimbo February 16, 2004
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eat mans

cum we eat mans for wot he got blud
by killa yout May 1, 2003
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Mommy man

it is a man that cares for you and nurtures you the way an ideal mother would. this man is a common want for ppl with mother issues that wont to be taken care of
"have you noticed all the women like jack?"

" yea bro its bcs he's what ppl like to call a mommy man"
by That real todobroki bishh February 14, 2021
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