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Jeff: It's raining outside. Can you give me a ride?
Tom: No, stop being a bottom feeder.

Jeff: You're a cock!
by Light_of_the_night_232 November 7, 2019
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Rolling Cock

You or someone else is on drugs, usually hard drugs.
All of the professors in this school are rolling cock!
by Purdue's for Me November 8, 2019
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Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock
by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019
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Cock tractor

The cock tractor is a means of transportation as well as a sexual prank performed between two partners.

To perform the Cock tractor, while receiving the cock, the person on top must jam their index and middle finger into the asshole of the bottom, taking them by surprise and making them thrust their hips in an upward motion.
"Me and the boys went to town with J's cock tractor"

"We were having sex and suddenly she made me into her cock tractor!"
by Cock-cymbal November 11, 2019
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Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019
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Colby’s Cock

Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.
If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.
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cock

"oooh why is your cock out"
by googledocsucker November 20, 2019
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