cruch my balls

i beg

i want you to cruch my balls

by thefrench_baget November 24, 2022

Monkey Balls

Basic balls but on monkeys go search it up

oooooooh those are some MASSIVE monkey balls!

by nobitchesonlymen April 27, 2022

Dick and Balls

Yo momma likes to chug on 'em.

"HOOOYEAAH!!!" -Your mom geting penetrated from the front and back
"Ah yes get her boys!" -Your dad being a cuck
"I loooove Dick and Balls and maybe Cock too ah right also Nuts" -Your sister

by K-LA-K-Godrich August 8, 2020

balls

balls is used to confuse pepole

hey dude long time no see
balls
what
balls. huge balls

by OnnionNugget January 28, 2021

Strong Balled

When a promiscuous woman attempts to have sexual relations with a man, but the Gentlemen firmly declines the invitation

"Yoooo did you see dat nasty ass hoe tryna get dat sweet man butter from my boi Jeffery! Bitch dun got Strong Balled!"

by scrotastic November 13, 2018

phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018

Holy hairy balls

When someone says *holy hairy balls* they mean, They are shocked and have very hair balls

Hey bro your pet glizzy died, HOLY HAIRY BALLS

by Hey bruva December 5, 2020