by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.
I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.
Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?
Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.
Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?
Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

1. Thought of while my bf was playing Call of Duty and had a want to snipe people in the face and nowhere else. I said that's what she said and thus the real meaning of Face Shooter "came"
2. A guy who wants to shoot, nowhere but onto his gf or bf's face. If ya know what I mean ;)
2. A guy who wants to shoot, nowhere but onto his gf or bf's face. If ya know what I mean ;)
Mary: I can't believe he did that to your face again
Jane (victim): Meh. He's a damn Face Shooter.
Mary: Wipe it off...
Jane (victim): Meh. He's a damn Face Shooter.
Mary: Wipe it off...
by CaliQueen September 2, 2012

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by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025
