Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024

baby grit

Frank Austin.

Loves baby grit

by Hajsodnegaja August 8, 2024

bobber baby

A woman wetter than a live well. Dates fishermen, usually multiple at once. Master baiter.

Ronda was a major bobber baby chasing after those rod rangers.

by TheRealBLee August 10, 2024

Biscuit baby

A baby weened on buttermilk biscuits instead of the mother's milk.

My wife gets lightheaded if she doesn't eat enough biscuits throughout the day, because she is a biscuit baby.

by BiscuitEater82 February 24, 2023

Google Babies

Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...

"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."

by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023

Baby Sauce

It's cum. Literally semen.

Max: "Yo pass the Baby Sauce dawg"
James: "Dude, what the fuck."

by DickLicker9001 February 24, 2023

Dole baby

An expression used to describe something that is very appealing or just plain awesomeness.

Bill- “How was the wine and food over at The Bacchanal last night in the Bywater?”
Bob- “ It was dole baby!!”

by Copper247 March 1, 2023