Funny Face

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean

Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me

I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 15, 2021

position 3/4 face

la position trois quart face est de l’art martial créé par le maître enzo sensei madar qui consiste à se mettre face à l’adversaire de trois quart et lui faire une feinte de coup de coude

rend moi mes 12 centimes sinon 😗😗 (petit crissement des bisous) position 3/4 face

by el segnor 3/4 face November 21, 2021

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Slurpy face

The appearance of a guy or chick after going down on a girl during her menstrual period. Also known as clown face.

Example: "John ran out of juliet's room with a slurpy face!!!!"

by exploding cherry November 5, 2010

tf face

It’s a term used for describing the face you make when something happens

When Greg told James some stupid shit he couldn’t even reply he just looked at him stupidly, tf face

The face you make when you train till failure, gritting your teeth out of breath etc

by R0meBloved May 18, 2024

Lookin face

The face someone makes when you fool them into looking for something that is not there.

Josh: Hey John is that your mom here to pick you up?
John: Where??
Josh: Ahhh Lookin face

John: Go fudge yourself

by JJHarrington January 8, 2011