But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

cock swerver

a lesbian or woman who might be

man i showed that girl my dick and she wouldnt do nothin i thought she might be a cock swerver

look at that butch i bet she is a cock swerver

by Camen January 11, 2008

Omega Cock

I am the owner of the world's first omega cock. it is currently being held at area 51 for research. soon we will pioneer a version for consumers.

"damn, what a nice omega cock"

by doodler doo April 30, 2022

Cock smegal

When you kick someone in the balls and they hunch over and holding there precious.

She kicked me in the balls and I cock smegaled for like 20 mins.

Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.

by Moonmaster111 March 30, 2025

Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki

Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?

by Bitchum May 3, 2016

cock sandwich

bassicly a chicken sandwich

i could really use a cock sandwich

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable

Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020