1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.
2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
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"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Waitress: "Thanks for coming in, guys. Here's the bill."
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by amb69 May 15, 2025
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A **Green Card Baby** refers to a young foreign national — usually a woman — who expresses a desire to immigrate to the United States, often through romantic or marital association with a U.S. citizen. The term is derived from the *green card*, the document granting lawful permanent residence in the U.S., and is rooted in internet culture and dating discourse.
The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.
The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.
by Gvv007 May 17, 2025
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