blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Gentleman’s Jungle

An environment where likeminded individuals with rugged pasts congregate to provide vital knowledge pertaining to growth and maturity while maintaining the composure of a gentleman.

Meet me in the Gentleman’s Jungle, I have something to get off my chest

by Mr.Gordon June 20, 2018

Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

New Jersey Junior Mints

Sardines in Louisiana hot sauce

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints

by Scrappinkappen October 20, 2018

explore the jungle

eat the ass of a hairy indian man

Person 1: YO meyn i'm gonna explore Ghandi's jungle in 40 minutes
Person 2: You gonna explore the jungle? Aight good luck my gnig, it's quite the Amazon down there

by kuhalko April 12, 2019

Social discord junkie

A social justice warrior that sows discord compulsively to satisfy their need for attention and validation, often by asserting their entitled opinion with unbridled hatespeach and delusional bias

That social discord junkie starts conflict whenever possible.

by Blake unknown April 27, 2019