National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x

“Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”

by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021

National Perm Head Day

a day to make fun of the perm headed fucks

Imagine having a perm.. Oh a national perm head day

by Maariposla August 2, 2021

Gaming with your head on your shoulders

Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl

Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.

Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.

by Todoroki_is_my_dad August 19, 2021

Being a haddock

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock

by pug wash August 30, 2021

Shoot them in the head

A better metaphor than rip of the band-aid. Meaning getting the job done quick with zero pain after (cause that bitch dead)

Break up with him already, just shoot them in the head.

by Brokenpromises September 13, 2021

Sam Is A Poo Head

Samuel Michael Farkas Is A Poo Head

Hey Sam Is A Poo Head

by I LIKE CHEEZITS September 17, 2021

National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day

Once a month any day between the 15th and the 30th you can send this to Girlfriend,sidechicc and/or Fucc buddy and they must have to choose either best head or best nude possible.

You: *sends definition* todays National Best Head/Nudes Ever Day choose your picc
Her: okay hold on *sends best nude possible*

You: ooou say less

by BabamfknYagga October 5, 2021