dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

baby

the worst thing to ever exist. It should be legal to drop kick them on sight

friend: I'm gonna have a baby!!!
Me: No *becomes sangwoo*

by godlightyagami December 5, 2020

New World, Same Baby

Some things never change

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"

by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022

Nepo Babies

What happened to the best person for the job? It should be the best person most competent person for the job. Is a thing you have said repeatedly. You don't actually care about meritocracy. YOU want preserve your ability to horde opportunities for yourself, your cronies, and your kids. AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE.

Hym "If you don't have a problem with Nepo babies you don't actually have a problem with DEI."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

baby pedicure

baby pedicure- what a pregnant womans baby gets when you shove your dick all up in her pussy and rub it back and forth in the hole and your cum scrubs the babys feet and the babys feet get a good rub too.

The baby pedicure he gave me probably swallowed my babys feet.

by PinkHxrnySlxt69420 April 22, 2022

Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family

Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day

by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021

pretty baby boy

Kobe

Kobe would be considered handsome, but he is just 4 months, that makes him a pretty baby boy.

by anonymous April 22, 2022