bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

Baby shank

When a pregnant woman has sex

I baby shanked my wife Elissa

by Someone2121 September 17, 2016

Zeusie baby

Guide dog in training. Loves to eat paper, dig in water bowls, and is likely to be the best friend to anyone who is lucky enough to get him.

Go get your toy Zeusie baby!! Go say hi!

by RodrigoDeSouza July 12, 2022

Christmas baby

To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows

I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019

Baby

Terrifying meat bag that scares me and also screams in the middle of the night and wakes me up from my beauty sleep

"OMG that baby is hurting MY EARS!"

by Fluffypawz May 29, 2025

baby gapper

A person who is 12 and under who crowds up public places.

Dude look at all those baby gappers at the skate park!

by lexicon5000 July 28, 2011