sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

by mids99 September 13, 2009

after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 17, 2002

Sounds like sex to me

"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.

Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*

by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014

Arabic Camel Fart Sex

arab sex funny hahahahah.

"Fuck you Arabic camel fuckers!"

"Arabic Camel Fart Sex funny"

by Among Us Pop It Named Muhammad April 6, 2022

National Oral Sex Day

29th of July

The day where you and another person have oral sex

Harry: It’s national oral sex day today

Amy: OMG wanna have oral sex

by National oral sex day ✅ July 23, 2021

Oral Mario Cart Sex

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.

wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

by god_of_oranges July 27, 2021

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011