December 1

Today is the end of No Nut November (NNN) meaning that it is the start of Destroy Dick December (DDD). So go cum in your girl.

Dain: Yo it’s December 1.

Ruker: Damn you better go cum in ur girl.

Catherine: Alr bet.

by Dain is the best November 29, 2021

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August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

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December 1

if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1

girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*

by anonymous💕✨❤️‍🩹 June 18, 2022

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skunk 1

the dankest weed ever!!!!!!!

skunk 1 placed has 1st in the canibuss cup 3 years in a row

by CZAR (lance) October 22, 2004

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1 timers

The officers of the law in disguise

A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.

by Ry-Dro June 17, 2006

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Code 1

A. To issue or give the middle finger.

and/or

B. To Fuck Off.

1. I asked my manager for a pay raise and he issued a code 1 right to my face. I guess I may as well go home and issue a code 1 up my own ass.

2. Things were getting hot and heavy on the first date, so I issued a code 1 to her pussy until she had a orgasm. She sent me home with Blue Balls. : (

by solaris123 June 28, 2010

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