Zele

One of the most prestigious, loved, beautiful cities ever. Located in the Turkish country Belgium.
The population is very very smart, there average IQ is located between 140-170. Pretty smart huh?
We also have a very good mayor, his name is Hans Button. He's also extremely smart cause he made the circulatieplan in our beloved city. In Zele we don't say "hello" or "hi", we say "salad al e cum" / "cum al e salad". Its out traditional way to greet each other. Make sure to visit the rich neighboorhoud "BVA-wijk" so you can spot some famous people like Ahmed or Mohammed.

"Zele is the best city ever"

by HansButtonAltAccount October 3, 2022

zeldasfangirl

This type of person is very ugly, and all around gross

Ew, it's zeldasfangirl

by adsfadsfdsafdaf October 10, 2022

Zeltur

A streamer. Also called the "4'11 furry" and sometimes "the one who knocks." Is pretty based and red-pilled on occasion.

"Hey have you heard of Zeltur?"
"The furry streamer that's 4'11?"
"I've heard he's actually 4'6"
"Crazy"
"also, what's your social security number?"
"1047284"

by DickCheese582 November 4, 2022

Zelle

Code for offering oral sex. Usually preferred by people who refuse to use common methods of payment.

Hey bro, I don’t have Venmo can I just give Zelle?

by Okthen November 4, 2022

zelkanto

hmm yes best person ever

zelkanto is a very nice person despite having not a lot of posts bc you don't need posts to be good ~def not luna

by not luna November 25, 2022

Zeller

When you are so broke that it is basically funny.

A: Bro, I'm so broke it is unbelievable.
B: Don't worry bro, you are just a Zeller.

by zellest December 6, 2022

Zellest

When you are so broke that it is basically funny.

A: Bro, I'm so broke it is unbelievable.
B: True bro, you are the zellest.

by zellest December 6, 2022