A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.
by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024
Woke; noun
1. A bigoted ideology that asserts that group identities such as ethnicity, culture, religous status, sexual orientation, gender and/or status as a human being each come with unjust societal disadvantages. (Unless you're a white, heterosexual Christian male)
2. A form of mental illness which causes many people to imagine themselves victims of oppression while living in the most comfortable, equitable and just societies the world has ever known.
3. An ungrateful, selfish charlatan who wishes to take no responsibility or accountability for their own life, but blame others over unwarranted perceptions of unfairness (either directly or indirectly) to their persons or other persons generationally with no set limit on time.
4. A form of social credit where clout is attained using a shifting metric of who is more or less oppressed based on a variety of arbitrary standards which often change and conflict.
5. A revisionist view of western cultures history which highlights misdeeds (real or imagined) while suppressing even the most fundamental accomplishments.
Woke; Verb
1. An attempt to spread a toxic ideology which suggest that all persons should be judged by the color of their skin, gender and/or sexual orientation and NOT by the content of their character.
2. The act of grooming children for sexual exploitation
3. Any form of societal and/or cultural attack (real or perceived) on tradional norms with the nuclear family.
1. A bigoted ideology that asserts that group identities such as ethnicity, culture, religous status, sexual orientation, gender and/or status as a human being each come with unjust societal disadvantages. (Unless you're a white, heterosexual Christian male)
2. A form of mental illness which causes many people to imagine themselves victims of oppression while living in the most comfortable, equitable and just societies the world has ever known.
3. An ungrateful, selfish charlatan who wishes to take no responsibility or accountability for their own life, but blame others over unwarranted perceptions of unfairness (either directly or indirectly) to their persons or other persons generationally with no set limit on time.
4. A form of social credit where clout is attained using a shifting metric of who is more or less oppressed based on a variety of arbitrary standards which often change and conflict.
5. A revisionist view of western cultures history which highlights misdeeds (real or imagined) while suppressing even the most fundamental accomplishments.
Woke; Verb
1. An attempt to spread a toxic ideology which suggest that all persons should be judged by the color of their skin, gender and/or sexual orientation and NOT by the content of their character.
2. The act of grooming children for sexual exploitation
3. Any form of societal and/or cultural attack (real or perceived) on tradional norms with the nuclear family.
Susan got the job over 3 more qualified candidates because the company needs more women to fill those positions so they can prove how 'woke' they are. As a woman she's so oppressed she never could have gotten it without the hand out.
Doug took out thousands in student loans and pursued a degree in womens studies so he could be woke and not a part of the problem. Now he can't find a job, is drowning in debt and all he does is whine about "late stage capitalism" while insisting that if his ancient Babylonian ancestors had not been displaced by Persian invaders he would be a millionaire by now.
"Bethany" is an American born, black trans-woman, "Jason" is a Canadian born Jewish woman. They both argue incessantly over who is more disadvantaged, claiming the other isn't 'woke' enough to be speaking on the issue. The debates always end with one of them being a racist transphobe and the other being a misogynistic antisemite. When really, they're both just deranged arseholes.
Stephen told Carol to go outside and look around, all things that exist were built and maintained primarily by men. Then he posed the question, "So when you say that you don't need a man, I'm wondering where you found the time to get Masters certifications in Electrical & Mechanical engineering, plumbing, masonry, carpentry, architecture & physics?" His arguments weren't woke at all...
Doug took out thousands in student loans and pursued a degree in womens studies so he could be woke and not a part of the problem. Now he can't find a job, is drowning in debt and all he does is whine about "late stage capitalism" while insisting that if his ancient Babylonian ancestors had not been displaced by Persian invaders he would be a millionaire by now.
"Bethany" is an American born, black trans-woman, "Jason" is a Canadian born Jewish woman. They both argue incessantly over who is more disadvantaged, claiming the other isn't 'woke' enough to be speaking on the issue. The debates always end with one of them being a racist transphobe and the other being a misogynistic antisemite. When really, they're both just deranged arseholes.
Stephen told Carol to go outside and look around, all things that exist were built and maintained primarily by men. Then he posed the question, "So when you say that you don't need a man, I'm wondering where you found the time to get Masters certifications in Electrical & Mechanical engineering, plumbing, masonry, carpentry, architecture & physics?" His arguments weren't woke at all...
by James Wayne Ackerman III March 22, 2023
An acronym meaning: "Whiney - Obtuse - Kunts - Entitled. " WOKE pansies all gathered to protest common sense for it is racist to think people have anything in common. The 57 genders were especially offended for their pro-nouns being mocked by those who had common sense and pointed to how Dr. Seuss, Math oh hell EVERYTHING is racist. confused? You must be W-O-K-E.
by DONEWITHTHELEFT November 23, 2021
People use this word to describe left wingers, liberals, SJWs, members of the LGBTQ+ supporters or BLM supporters.
However the actual definition of this word was given when it was first actually used by Ron Desantis' lawyer and the actual definition he gave as to what a woke person is is this: A person who believes that there are systemic inequalities in our societies that need to be addressed.
However the actual definition of this word was given when it was first actually used by Ron Desantis' lawyer and the actual definition he gave as to what a woke person is is this: A person who believes that there are systemic inequalities in our societies that need to be addressed.
Conservative: Wokeness has corrupted the minds of the youth
Progressive: I disagree. I think it has opened their eyes to a lot of the unfairness going on in our society
Progressive: I disagree. I think it has opened their eyes to a lot of the unfairness going on in our society
by HighTSoyboy April 05, 2023
by jondich March 19, 2023
Woke actually is about the patience of modern, simple, self absorbed people. They have patience with not destroying the world because they know that there are people who are worse off; like suffering people. Woke is when these self absorbed people wake up and lose their patience because they will find out that these suffering people were the reason there was any patience in the first place. This will be the end of the world (it's also because of nerds who are odd, talkative, and condescending with dumb faces, and weird rockstar, girl-like bodies).
Your martyrdom has me woke and needing some privacy and relief.
If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.
If you were woke, you'd be burning down the village.
by Mrrogers257 July 15, 2022
A far left ideology that teaches young impressionable people, that their feelings are more important than facts.
by Consuelasdad April 23, 2023