Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

by schmeeva May 28, 2013

weekendsomniac

Someone who experiences weekendsomnia

person 1: Dude, You look tired.

person 2: Yeah. I know.

person 1: Did you even sleep.

person 2: Nah man, I'm a weekendsomniac.

by bgc1234321 November 11, 2013

weekendsomnia

The effects of insomnia, but only on weekends.

person 1: Hey man, I finished my new game this weekend.

person 2: What! Dude, you got that on Friday.

person 1: I know but I don't sleep on weekends.

person 2: I think you have weekendsomnia.

by bgc1234321 November 11, 2013

weekend dating

The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.

I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.

by MastaMcKracka November 23, 2013

weekend syndrome

when you choose not to give a fuck about anything on the weekend because the week was either to long or you are extremely hungover

Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike

by The Real M. Jackson November 23, 2013

weekend gang

a group of people that live seperate lives during weekdays but are always found together on weekends.

cant sorry man, already busy with my Weekend Gang.

by trvffick March 30, 2014

weekend shoes

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore

I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.

by twurked February 7, 2015