warnecke

When a person attempts to pass gass, but instead mistakenly squirts liquid feeces into their underwear.

See also reverse warnecke.

Damn, this home brew really gets to me. That's the third time this week I've warnecked!

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

reverse warnecke

When a person runs to the bathroom, pinching back powerful and urgent forces, only to find upon reaching the toilet a large and dry expulsion of gas.

See also warnecke.

Man, I feel much better. I thought that shrimp had turned but it was just a reverse warnecke.

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

waycest

Fangirl term referencing a (fantasy?) romantic and/or sexual relationship between brothers Gerard Way and Mikey Way of the popular band My Chemical Romance. Similar in form to twincest, although the two are not twins.

"I really love those Waycest fics! Gerard and Mikey are so hot together."

by pensive_fae September 24, 2005

Waynesburg Posse

This group was founded through the friendship of five individuals who lived in the village of Waynesburg, Ohio. Since its inception in the summer of 1990, the group has grown to an undisclosed number. There are only two requirements to join this exclusive club:
1. One must have lived in Waynesburg, Ohio, or had a Waynesburg address at some point in time.
2. One must be admitted by one of the founding five members.

Alas, we have discovered initial rock and have seen the writings of the original members of the Waynesburg Posse.

by b-funkadelic March 3, 2004

Warneur

Someone who warns others about the invasion of Spanish alpaca cottons.

Look, the warneur is coming! Beware the alpaca cottons!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

Wayner

Wayner is derived from Greek Mythology. He was the god of cool. Whenever fun was needed they would call upon this mighty god to get the party started. Very few are given this name today as it is reserved for one man who is said will rise to power sometime during or after the year 2010. It is said he will bring fun back into the world.

This party sucks!!!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayner".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!

by DD1979 February 3, 2010