watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.

fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again

by Chestosterone October 30, 2019

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

Watermelon

what you can mouth if you are pretending to fake whisper and then laugh like a heyena.

"i was just watermeloning."

by I make Definitions Bree March 2, 2022

Watermelon Sugar

Used in the title of a novel by Richard Brautigan.

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar.

by Joe in SoCal January 18, 2021

watermelon sugar

a song about eating pussy

i love hearing watermelon sugar
so u love eating pussy?

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

Watermelon

Usually used to eat, but you can put it in a shell, shoe, bowl or use it as shampoo!

Person 1: Bro...you smell like actual watermelons...
Person 2: Didn’t you know that water melon can be an actual raw shampoo?
Person 1: ‘raw shampoo?’

by followmeontiktok,art.error January 20, 2020