That Vegan Teacher

An old lady who follows Veganism and will commit homocide to anyone who is not vegan.
If you are not vegan, you have three seconds to fly to mars or else you are dead

Oh no, it’s That Vegan Teacher! Everybody run for your lives!

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

Vegan World 2026

1. An phrase related to an organization PETA is working with.
2. An expectation that is: "by 2026, the world will be vegan"

1. Seems like Vegan World 2026 is hostile to meat eaters
2. HURRY UP! MAKE THE VEGAN WORLD 2026 THE TRUTH!

by Hello, Everyone August 26, 2025

Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")

"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon

That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan

by doland January 12, 2017

Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

vegans

these are a specific type of people. there personalities can go one of two ways, they either can be extremly outgoing or can be a bit of a twat.

"i hate vegans"
"vegans are such nice people"

by Logitech free demos December 17, 2022

Vegan

Complete and utter arsehole, crack head cunt

Vegan 1: Save the cows, cows are friends!
Normal person: Let me guess your one of those vegans?

by I know you (Mitchell Poole) September 22, 2019