Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban dictionary

A website where everything you define gets rejected.
You're using it, buddy.

Hey guys, let's look up our names on the Urban dictionary

by earth._.turd January 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary

a site where literally none of the users have had sex or felt the touch of a woman who loves them

Urban dictionary was supposed to have actual information and not "sexual" things you make up on the fly. Seriously, get help.

by _Koji_ December 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary full of 100% true answers

I use Urban Dictionary

by EddieMurphy October 30, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Porn hub but in words

Person 1: Ayo ima go on urban dictionary

Person 2: you sure….almost every definition has something to do with porn….

by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021

urban dictionary

a site just full of homophobic users who don't have anything better to do other than sit and vote that anything to do with the gays should not be put on their site so to all of the homophobic assholes that vote on shit fuck you and your whole family other than the gay ones obviously because as much as you hate it there is ALWAYS a gay family member

girl one: have you been on urban dictionary

girl two: no because almost all of the users are homophobic

by Tifrybfwnsfb May 10, 2020

Urban dictionary

The website your using right now.

Liam: hey, Sam! Come check out my urban dictionary!
Sam: your posts are messed up, dude! Why did they allow you to publish that?

by Ven1s April 6, 2019