ur mom <3

"omg ur mom <3 so hot she's a milf"
by taesrealwife🤨 September 12, 2021
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ur daddy a fatty

Even stronger than ur dad lesbian and etc. but still weaker than no u and reverse card.
Example:

Howard: Hey faggot
Carl: Yo what you call me you lil' bitch?
Howard: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur daddy a fatty
Howard: *dies*
by Uzufatty Clan December 18, 2018
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Ur species diabetes

All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up
by Irrationalcloset23 March 26, 2018
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ur mom joke

a joke targeted towards one's mother.
Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!
by wxbjhjh April 28, 2022
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Ur Grandpap fap

This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.
Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol

Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you

Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap

The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole
by The Flea Master 69 March 19, 2018
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Ur nephew a jew

Way worse than “ur mom gay, ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian, ur uncy funky, ur sister mister, ur pap a trap and ur brother mother all combined
Ron: ur dad lesbian
Preston: no u
Ron: ur nephew a jew
Preston: *loads gun and proceeds to the bathroom*
by vseasons March 19, 2018
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