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Jello shot a titty

To jello shot a titty is when you grab a woman by the waist and pull them towards you. You then take the titty in your mouth and suck on it preferably whole. While sucking on it like you would a jello shot or a jello cup like the ones from a Asian supermarket.
Elizabeth was literally swooped off her feet and had jello shot a titty done on her.
by I am Muffins November 22, 2021
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little itty titty

This would be a nickname for a girl with tiny titties and all together you would call her lit
OMG! You are a little itty titty! Come over here lit
by YourLit February 3, 2022
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Your semen and sperm are shaped like a big tiddy corn chip
damn nigga my dick keep shooting cornillus spermmiullus funilllus tittyless this is how its used
by Mr.Spermbank February 14, 2022
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Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).
'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017
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title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.
Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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Titty Sprinkles

Something said when I have nothing nice left to say.
by Lemonhead42 December 16, 2016
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Big titty kitty

Big titty kitty is a name given to a female who has been blessed with very large breast. She often loves to party. Grey goose is her choice of drink. A big titty kitty will often work as a dancer or model but often times you can find a big titty kitty working evan as a nurse because they have a heart of gold. She is loyal to a fault and will hold ride or dye for you through thick and thin. Green is her favorite color and the sky is the limit with this chick.
by skislope December 31, 2011
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