Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017

intolerable twat

A very irritating person(quite often the male persuasion), acting very rudely

I can not believe how much of an intolerable twat he is being.

by Kris_P December 22, 2016

Twat Boogie

A piece of dried vaginal mucous resembling the grossest booger you ever ate as a child and this is the product of the grossest dirtiest pussy you have ever laid eyes on.

Sarah’s twat boogie was so disgusting not even the dog would eat it.

by Thinkshop September 24, 2019

Conniving Twat

Someone who tries to talk shit on you behind your back, make situationions worse, and stirs the pot when issues are being brought up.

My sister is such a conniving twat.

by Duckslayer1234 May 15, 2018

Twat twist

A Twat Twist is the point in a pornographic film when the male is banging one girl, then the scene breaks and returns to the same male who is now banging a new girl. #twattwist

Did you catch that twat twist where he switched from banging the girl to her mom?!

by MeganWillyDillyDilly May 17, 2018

Twat Nugget

A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.

Derek is a twat nugget!
You eat your mom's twat nuggets for breakfast.

by The RuKuS January 12, 2020