trail of tears

An ugly guy's happy trail.

Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.

by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024

Ho trail

Hot rail If you take the letter “t” off the word “hot” and put it in front of rail it then becomes “trail” leaving just H-O making it now read out the words ho trail

Hey bud what do a ho trail with me!?

by MK melee May 2, 2022

ho chi minh trail

a curved and serpent like happy trail similar to the path the north Vietnamese leader took during the Vietnam war

look at that ho chi minh trail on that bro, what a snake

by killermonkey1 April 13, 2010

Yogurt Trail

When you ejaculate on someone's "happy trail" and let it dry.

"Hey Tim, I think you've dropped some crumbs on yourself!"
"Nah man, that's my yogurt trail."

by LunaWolfgangGang April 9, 2024

Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.

My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!

by McBurgerton February 9, 2010

Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.

That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023