Truggles Touch

Like the Midas touch except instead of everything you touch turning to gold, everything you interact with turns to shit.

Dude, he's got the Truggles Touch. Every relationship he has turns to shit.

by Hate Kenry December 19, 2008

The Touch of Peter

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch

(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!

by ROFLCOPTER007 July 7, 2009

somebody toucha my spaget

A fire meme from 2018 that Is based from an old cartoon

OMG SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET

by That_Ray_guy February 14, 2018

The Avery Touch

The sensual touch of a goddess that will make you cum on contact.

Avery gave me a high five the other day and I felt The Avery Touch. I came all day long.

by spanklets October 21, 2009

The Cyclops Touch

The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes

The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.

by Daylesford Boys October 9, 2012

touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

torchia

A mistake that you have made that has gone in your favor.

I just pulled a torchia.

by torchia May 13, 2005