vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

the stroking leaves

A band consisting of Nicole, Jaime , Nick and Matt which uses the stroking of leaves as instruments

hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do

by Janicatt December 30, 2003

Stroke

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Person 1: "Indeed."
Person 2: "Sorry, I had a stroke."

by I sprllng vry gud October 4, 2019

sugar stroke

When Consume so much sugar that your brain stops functioning from 1-5 seconds Then you come back to reality and regret your decisions and cry.

Jackson Ate 5 Pixie Sticks at the same time Then he suffered from a 3 second Sugar Stroke.

by J05M0TH3R December 5, 2019

Stroke

This is what happens when you have a stroke:

Person 1: Oh to get a good boi of the Wild man you have to do it when I was nine years old man white people do not want me to play chess or something you can simply do it

Person 2: this man's having a stroke! Call the doctor!!

by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020

Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"

Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"

by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025