Itchy Jungle

a massinve amount of pubic hair around the asshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the asshair will be sticking out of the asscrack. a asshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when asscheeks spread you cannot see the asshole due to the amount of hair.

He has a disgusting Itchy Jungle around his asshole.

by NowahsFriend November 17, 2010

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jungle justice

When one takes matters in their own hands…

My friend was having problems getting his car back from a girlfriend. The car is in his name. He purchased the car. She stop paying the car note, and refused to give the car back. He said I just have to (go jungle justice) and get my car keys or car back…

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Jungle Elephant

The act of an obese man performing the Albino Rhino in a high temperature place on a woman.

Occio: You have no idea the Jungle Elephant I performed on Jope last night!
Hindu: Is she okay?
Occio: Yeah

by Fat Bugs October 25, 2017

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Jungle Main

Someone that pretends to play jungle, but he doesn't.

Wasn't Marto a jungle main in League of Legends?
Yes, but now he only plays Jhin.

by chupqmaikati9 January 25, 2021

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Jungle Tim

When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)

He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.

by LillithofHell December 03, 2023

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