This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
Get the Chair Assmug. by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022
Get the that one chair at 3AMmug. An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.
by VonRuss May 24, 2021
Get the Chairs Martmug. When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
Get the secret rocking chairmug. 
a dope chair is slang for the free wheelchairs that the city of portland gives out to drug addicts, typically to heroin users who are perfectly capable of walking, so that they can spend all day blocking the sidewalks nodding in their free wheelchairs.
by Fred Waters November 12, 2022
Get the Dope Chairmug. It's complicated
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025
Get the Chair Shavingsmug.