take it to the staircase

Moving to a safer location when engaging in sexual activity.

Let's take it to the staircase

by fsid123 March 1, 2011

Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011

Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.

Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3

by not_JESUS December 5, 2012

take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

by anonymous May 31, 2015

Take My Aids!

This is what you scream at the women who is giving you a blowjob and you are about to bust a nut in her mouth.

Jane: *penis sucking noises*

Paul: Take My Aids!

by The Dad You Never Had! May 7, 2016

Take a grizzly adams

To take a dump in the outdoors without any toilet paper or anything else to wipe with.

I was driving down the road and had to jump out to take a grizzly adams in the bushes.

by Elements have July 8, 2016

Take the plants to the curb

To go sell weed or drugs

I have to take the plants to the curb so i can pay the bills

by SwagMafia July 15, 2016