Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude

haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!

by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009

Dutch Surprise

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.

I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.

by paul-e-dangerously August 3, 2007

The Nashville Surprise

A fourteen step move that is very difficult to accomplish and has even resulted in death. It involves acrobatic skill, a spatula, and three cheese blocks. If attempted more than three times, the result is the male becoming paralyzed from the wast down, never to partake in such a maneuver ever again

"Dude, Liz and I just did the Nashville surprise!'Guy 1
"Nice man!" Guy 2
"Yeah it was our fourth time!" Guy 1
"Uh oh" Guy 2
Guy 1 falls onto the floor

by Dr. Roberto January 28, 2011

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose

"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"

by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006

brownie surprise

The pleasure of relieving your last lunch meal into a girl's mouth in a form of brown delight. After the delight is placed in the mouth, the female then proceeds with a wonderful, chocolate blowjob. This requires the male placing his hands behind the girls head, thrusting his hips foward, and forcing the shit to be packed in the back of the female's throat. Afterwards, the guy jizzes in the girl's mouth, creating the frosting. Swallowing is mandatory. Thus, a brownie surprise.

John took a shit in Jody's mouth then recieved a dark, creamy brownie surprise.

by Dallen June 11, 2006

Cadbury Surprise

A more fun way to commit suicide...

First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.

Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!

(Grandma crying in the back)

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

Russian Surprise

Exotic sex position where the man drinks a whole bottle of vodka and jizzes in it. Then he shakes it up and turns it upside down sticking the neck of the bottle into a girls vagina. When the sperm empties from the bottle the male gives the girl anal and yells Surprise! in Russian

My vag hurts from my boyfriend giving me a Russian Surprise

by Thedarkkidfromdowntheblock May 10, 2011