stroke

long distance ; too far

Michael: my bus stop is all the way down the street .
Jaquan: Dam . das a stroke .

by Nikora is funty September 11, 2019

joy stroke

to have an stroke caused by an orgasm. this term was used in abbott elementary.

partner one: “fuck that was awesom-, are you.. okay.. oh shit she’s having a joy stroke.”

by sowzers July 16, 2024

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

Slip Stroke

When you are hitting it from the back and you accidentally slip it in her ass.

"Bro I gave my girl a wicked Slip Stroke last night, she was screaming like a banshee"

by TenderNips December 9, 2021

Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.

Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.

by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025

girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone

Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."

by apIistia January 5, 2023

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021