mud squirt

The act of projecting a mixture of shit and cum from the anus after a man has ejaculated during anal sex

Poor guy, he contracted a really bad eye infection after he got her mud squirt square in the eye

by BristolRob June 18, 2007

Red Squirrel

An endangered squirrel that receives a disease from grey squirrels and is rapidly climbing the endangered list.
It has orange/red coloured fur, of a normal squirrel's size, but not aggressive and unable to protect itself from the disease.

Look around, red squirrel's aren't there.

by Will Nicholls Photography January 4, 2009

Chocolate Squirtgun

The act of doing anal, then blowing your load on the chick's face.

-Hey girl hey! What'd you get for christmas?
-My boyfriend gave me a chocolate squirtgun
-HOT DAMN!

by Uncle Sylvester's Son December 31, 2009

squarecircle

A shape with the properties of both a square and a circle. Sometimes referred to by atheists who claim that God is like such a shape.

Psst... squarecircles don't exist in reality!

by squarecircle August 9, 2006

Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

by Dewger October 15, 2010

round-square

To create a round-square would defy the laws of physics, philosophy, space, time, and spacetime. Such a thing could possibly cause the unweaving of the fabric of time and space. Existence as we know it would cease.

Uh-oh ... is that a round-square? ...

*POP*

by Coffee May 2, 2005

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008