Mrs. Hernandez Special

Variant of a blumpkin but instead of the blowjob recipient taking a shit, it is the blowjob giver while the recipient stands

Things were getting hot and heavy but since we had Mexican for dinner she had to drop a twosie. I couldn’t wait tho so I had her give me the Mrs. Hernandez Special

by TBinTB June 2, 2018

Pizza Hut Special

A prostitute who will have sex for $5. Taken from Pizza Hut's irritating "5 bucks" ad campaign.

You'll find a lot of Pizza Hut Specials in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside, but it's better to spend a little more money for something you'll want to eat.

by Lancet March 30, 2005

CJ Special

To pay a hooker to fart in your mouth

"Chris spends nearly $2000 each week just to fund his addiction to CJ specials"

by Danny Styles October 26, 2004

B.O.C. Special

To shit on a person's chest and wrap them in saran wrap.

Yo, that girl last night was a huge freak, I tried a B.O.C. Special and I didn't have enough saran wrap to finish the job

by Sticky Swine September 24, 2005

early bird special

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

by eightycarrots January 5, 2009

special K

Also known as ketamine. It's a mind boggling drug, usually used on horses. Makes you feel like you are unable to control your body and thoughts.

Also a song by Placebo

"Just like special K, you take my breath away!" - Placebo (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

by hitler June 9, 2005

that is a special bj

One in which the tongue is swirled continuosly around the bulbous head of the erect penis. In other instances, the person giving the blowjob will go wild while performing the oral manuevers but will never allow the teeth to touch the sensitive penile skin.

On the first Friday of each month, Jimmy's girlfriend would give him a blowjob lasting from 45 minutes to one hour. She would take no breaks, and would conintuously swirl her tongue while humming the Star Spangled Banner and the 1812 overture. At the end she would dutifully swallow all the emissions. "Now, that is a special bj", Jimmy would smile and say.

by Bubbafishous September 13, 2008