When a man is getting specifically pegged from behind and person doing said pegging, reaches around and grabs the man's chest hair and rips it out mid thrust.

Come here and give me that sneaky Linda.

Sneaky Linda by Sneaky Linda June 20, 2022

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Sneaky Leak

The act of pushing out a silent fart without being noticed or creating a scent. This is often a non-percussive fart in which air smoothly moves out of the butthole in a constant stream.

Being that we had burritos for dinner, I had to push out several sneaky leaks during the movie afterwards. My date did not notice.

Sneaky Leak by Boeford E. Snuts July 18, 2022

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Sneaky Finger

A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.

Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.

Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.

Poor Guys Barely Breathing, Sneaky Finger?

Sneaky Finger by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022

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