Stink socks

Any socks worn by Jack Savage

Alice: Oh man are those the smelliest socks in the world!?

Nicole: no… they’re worse… they’re stink socks!

by Nvcs1 October 14, 2025

Son of socks and sandels

Ashamed off-shoot of bicyle riding environmentalist.Extremely opinionated with an irrational borderline racist hate of american music and love of ledgendary bands such as flavour of the month indie band "the Wombats"

"Wow,son of socks and sandels just said all american bands are shit"

Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"

by bloby23 January 5, 2008

slick a slock

to suck a cock; to give head;

Bitch, stop runnin yo mouth and go slick a slock;
My hoe loves slicking slock!

by felicia rochelle April 15, 2008

Medicated the Socks

to distribute or disseminate information via social media.

That youtube video was so great; I've medicated the socks.

by gollumullog March 15, 2011

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018