greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

Skinny Legend

Raini Rodriguez the skinny legend of all skinny Legends she took Beyonce's man and she's coming for yours dancing to Fiesta salsa.

Dang that skinny legend took Beyonce's man in quick.

by Nategods May 22, 2018

Brown Skinned

When you're too dark to be light skinned and too light to be dark skinned.

A: I love being light skinned
B: You're not light skinned you dummy you're brown skinned.

by Yeahyaabby789 August 10, 2015

Dr. skipper

the ghetto verison of dr. pepper

kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?

by skin May 18, 2005

Skin Hammer

A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.

Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.

by Diamond David July 23, 2019

Skinny Minnie

What obese people call a woman who isn't as fat as they are.

After my 5th helping at the Chinese food buffet I saw Donna. She lost 5 pounds and is down to a size 18 dress. What a Skinny Minnie!

by Confidentially Dongo October 24, 2019

titty skipping

When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.

What are you guys doing tonight?

Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.

Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.

by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010