Reverse Shark

A man swims on his back naked with a hardon, masturbating, in any body of water.

Did you see that guy reverse sharking?

by sir christian jonathan mermaid September 19, 2012

Shark tag

In technical terms a shark tag is when you tag baby sharks for later observation. In this context a shark tag is when you find a young girl that has potential and "tag" her for later observation.

"I'm shark tagging that"

by Hardcockjohnson April 13, 2017

Shark Piss

Big bottle of 20% hard shit that will get u shitfaced like a motha fucka

Eliot goes man down off the shark piss slam

by Mshawhfx February 27, 2019

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

Angel Shark

When you get a rim job from someone who wears clear aligners (ie: Invisalign or any other clear braces)

A Target Mom's secret weapon in the bedroom is the Angel Shark

by Social Etiquette The Podcast December 18, 2021

Gravel Shark

Medium to large piece(s) of sharp rock protruding through the surface of a gravel road. When viewed, look somewhat similar to seeing a shark's fin moving through the surface of water.

I hit a Gravel shark while driving and had to go and get my flat tire fixed at the tire shop.

by redsky_304 June 7, 2009

Baby Shark

When you eat out a woman after she gets an abortion. Often an act of regret and lust. Quite a confusing time for all parties involved.

My baby momma just used a coat hanger up that shit, honestly so proud I'm bout to baby shark that pussy.

by BabysharkMat November 8, 2021