Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.

Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011

Self machine

Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.

Most people are just self machines.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011

Selfliker

Someone who likes all their own comments, videos, links, posts, etc... on Facebook. Can be done either sarcastically or narcissisticly depending on the situation.

Eric Glen Meyer is such a selfliker, he even wrote this post on urban dictionary and liked it on Facebook (who invented the word Like). Eric also wrote Like jokes into a live singing play. They were hilarious, everyone "liked" them in real life.

by Pseudonius Rex December 8, 2011

Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.

"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."

by jbiddle August 24, 2011

self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

by golddustskies September 25, 2013

Selfhelpie

When you are on FaceTime, and someone else holds the phone up to a mirror so you can capture a selfie.

Selfhelpie Selfie FaceTime Photo Pic

by klinzyk May 16, 2014

Self-happiness

Being happy with one self.

When I acomplished my goal, that gave me self-happiness.

by JJJJJJJJJMAN October 21, 2014