by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011
Get the Self-Motorbation mug.Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.
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Someone who likes all their own comments, videos, links, posts, etc... on Facebook. Can be done either sarcastically or narcissisticly depending on the situation.
Eric Glen Meyer is such a selfliker, he even wrote this post on urban dictionary and liked it on Facebook (who invented the word Like). Eric also wrote Like jokes into a live singing play. They were hilarious, everyone "liked" them in real life.
by Pseudonius Rex December 8, 2011
Get the Selfliker mug."Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 24, 2011
Get the Self-Retardation mug.when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
by golddustskies September 25, 2013
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