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The Robert Pattinson

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.
'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.
by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010
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Julia roberts

1.Talentless

2.Hideous

3.A mouth the size of the grand canyon
To cut someone down, you could call them a Julia roberts.
by Bill December 18, 2003
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Robert

An Extremly hot guy. Usually with dark hair and dark eyes. Sucks at lying and or acting. is talked about by peers and is often self obsorbed and overly confident.
did you see that hottie, he is such a robert.
oh my gosh a robert was staring at me today.
there were so many suckish roberts at the grammys who didn't win anything.
by mr. nobody 6468 March 7, 2009
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Range Rover

THE REASON for EVERY luxury 4x4 now.

the original classic ones are virtually indestructible, and have a tendancy to "mark" their teritory
also have the useful quality of never breaking down
A:aw man, my cars not going AGAIN
B:should have got a range rover man
by 82rangie October 3, 2011
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Kayla Roberts

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet.

She is an a amazing lover.

The best woman a man could ask for.

She will rock your world, for the best.
She's caring, loving, and pure perfection.
She may get grumpy or upset but she's always beautiful.
She is the best girlfriend ever.
She will never let you down and will always take care of you.

I love her so much! <3
"Kayla Roberts is so amazing I'm glad I met her!"
by A-Team23 July 7, 2014
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Robert Pattinson

A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.
Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!

Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!

One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.

Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older

Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009
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Robert Pattinson

A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'

Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain

Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
by pandacoach-ricky November 5, 2009
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