Rittenhouse

Premeditated "self defense". Once you shoot/kill one person you will become an active shooter and anyone that tries to stop you is someone that you can defend yourself against.

Draco Malfoy was going to rittenhouse that hippogryph but it broke his wand hand.

Rittenhouse is the ultimate mass shooter cheat code since "it's coming right for us!".

by CakeEatingDragon November 17, 2021

Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

by 666357J753666 August 23, 2011

Rittered

When the death of a celebrity overshadows the death of a different celebrity on the same day. When Johnny Cash passed away the news paid more attention to the passing of John Ritter.

Farrah Fawcett was so rittered by the death of Michael Jackson...

by D. Wunder July 3, 2009

Ritz

Very bad luck. Been known to cause catastrophic events. Avoid one at all costs. Everything one touches turns to mush. When gambling is involved it's very important to put a Ritz in the bathroom. Their powers are significantly diminished.
Misfortune
Disaster
Calamity
Catastrophe

I was winning a bet last night and then got Ritzed in the 9th inning. How can a team score 7 runs with 2 outs in the 9th?

by MikeTheMush April 6, 2005

ritch

Celibate man who offered to cook me a dinner then cancelled.

"Are we doing it tonight?" " Not tonight love I'm Ritch"

by Linda February 18, 2004

Ritto

A child beating monkey man from Exeter Rugby Club

Marks dad

by Captin cod eye November 3, 2003

Rita McNugget

An obese woman that chooses to be that way through over-indulgence.

Look at the cow with the 3 Big Macs. What a Rita McNugget.

by Stephen McDonnell June 11, 2006