When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.
"Keith is dead? What happened??"
"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."
"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."
by roundegotrip April 16, 2022
Get the Ride of the Valkyriemug. (South side of Chicago at 1 am)
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."
by UrbDickler October 28, 2010
Get the hay ridingmug. by Jody josh October 23, 2019
Get the Get A Ridemug. To ride in the middle seat of a standard cab pickup truck, sometimes erroneously referred to as the bitch seat.
Unknown origin. Probably originated from the name of the sexual position quimby.
"Sorry man, I'm already driving someone else. You're gonna have to ride quimby."
"Sorry man, I'm already driving someone else. You're gonna have to ride quimby."
by captaincorduroy September 10, 2011
Get the Ride Quimbymug. The addictive practice of extreme weather geeks. They peruse the long-range models looking for signs of anything exciting: snow, extreme cold, extreme heat, windstorms, flooding, etc. The trouble is that the long range tends to fluctuate around a lot, so that it's not reliable forecasting.
Dude, all this model riding is making me dizzy. Let's just focus on the next 7 days because that's more clear!
by DJ Bonneromics May 15, 2012
Get the model ridingmug. by echozero March 8, 2007
Get the riding the fadersmug. A really cool and awesome person who mucks out horse stalls, grooms horses, feeds horses, rides horses and teaches people how to ride horses.
(Riding instructor asking riders to do things on a group lesson)
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
by awesome horse luver April 24, 2010
Get the riding instructormug.