Retard showdown 

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.

Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown

Retard showdown by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019

Retard Motivation 

The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.

"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"

Retard Motivation by [e-mail] February 11, 2012

Retard Handshake 

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

Retard Handshake by slack455 July 31, 2012

retard savant 

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

retard savant by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Retard Phone Bomb 

(v) To send a multitude of picture texts to a single recipient, ideally from multiple phones, of everyday objects with the text "This is _______" where the blank is the name of the object.

Yo we just fried that bitches phone with a retard phone bomb, it was the shit yo.

Let's retard phone bomb that bitch from math class, she can't stop texting her stupid boyfriend.

Who the fuck retard phone bombed this bread? Its fucked yo!

Retard Phone Bomb by ballersauce69 September 21, 2011

retard text syndrome 

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.

John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."

retard text syndrome by poopy21! February 6, 2010

Retard Sex 

1.Sexual intercourse between two idiots (female,male/male,male/femal,female) or sexual intercourse between two infact retarded people.

2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina

1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.

2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.

Retard Sex by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006