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raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking
i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus
by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017
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Rape map

Your local area map of sexual offenders aka rape map
Aka Damascus football
So my mom was looking at the rape map to see if I should play football for Damascus hornets
by Nolube September 20, 2019
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farmville raped

When someone sends hunderd of farmville request that you have to go through and delete because you don't want to play but don't want to see the number of request anymore.
Man it took me 8 hours to delete all my farmville request your mom really farmville raped me.
by zachwarhawk December 13, 2010
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defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.
Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."
by drdigg August 21, 2013
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Drink rape

A drink rape is basically a fun and aggressive way to make someone drink if they are being slow.

Drink rape is accomplished in the following manner:

One person sneaks up behind the victim, putting them in the full nelson, and a second person simply forces booze down their throat by holding the cup/bottle to the victim's mouth and pouring it down.
Bill was being a pansy at the party last night so we drink raped him.

He thanked us later.
by brones86 September 10, 2011
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Gunny-Rape

The act of being scolded by a U.S. Marines Staff NCO, usually the rank of Gunnery Sgt. for doing something/inappropriate.

This often times leads to the Junior Marine shitting his pants.
We were Marching to class when out of nowhere, a GySgt stopped us and yelled at us for marching to fast.

PFC Johnny was totally Gunny-Raped that day.
by XKalibur July 22, 2011
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trade raped

When someone gets bent over so bad the brain they once had implodes and allows for repeated rapeage in fantasy sports.
Bradley Reginald Jackson Dale got trade raped.

i.e. H. Sedin & K.Shattenkirk for Tyler Bozak
by Gotcha BLAAAAke February 9, 2014
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