Poundtown's Law of Reciprocity

A non-written but universally understood law stating that what a man does for a woman during coitus, she must do for him in return.

Bro 1: Dude, I hooked up with this skankbag I met on Tinder. I went down on her and she refused to fellatiate me back.

Bro 2: Did you explain to her Poundtown's Law of Reciprocity?

by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017

Ball Pounder

When you pay money to go see a movie at the theater and the movie sucks so bad you would rather have your balls pounded flat with a wooden hammer than to see the movie again.

Bob: Hey! Did you see that movie with Jennifer Lopez?
Harry: Yeah, it was a ball pounder.

by Little Jimmy Proctor October 10, 2005

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village

A fucked up way of saying i love you

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019

pounder

Yes, this term is car business slang for large profit on a deal. However, it is more specific to the amount in thousands is equal to the "weight in pounds". Thus, if the salesperson made a $2,000 profit it would be a "2 pounder".

Dude, we were six grand back of book in that car and I only made a 2 pounder!!!

by Brian Krok July 10, 2007

Pound the Hound

The travel by coach bus. (Particularly by Greyhound Bus)

Student 1: Are your parents coming to pick you up?

Student 2: No Man .. I Gottta Pound the Hound home

by filigan September 28, 2008

poocher pounder

A male homosexual aka...flamer, butt pirate

Man, ya hear about that poocher pounder busted by 5-O in the park last night. He was in the middle of a toss salad when they pulled up.

by Fah Q All June 25, 2004

Gopher Pound

Gopher Pounding is when one person ,male or female, sits on top of a woman with his/her ass cheeks spread out so that anything coming out of the butt will go inside the woman's vagina. The person on top will begin pooping inside the woman's Vagina, but will squeeze the poop back in the butt, hence the name Gophering. The poop will act as a dildo if it is firm enough, or lubricate if it is soft. The in and out motion will stimulate the woman.

"I saw Marshall Gopher Pounding Haili, and I nearly threw up!"

by Gopher Pounder 69 July 23, 2009