Penis

Something that Joob does not have

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

MC Penis

Satirical Planetary Rapper.

From love songs about Harvey Weinstein, to space raps about planets and lightbeams,

MC Penis is a self proclaimed Planetary Rapper.

Bruh MC Penis's new track Lightbeams is insane, I wish I could be that good!

by MC Penis March 29, 2021

Peni Weni

Contrary to popular belief a peni weni is not a male appendage it is a term of excitement for the oncoming spoopy season.

Pronunciation (Peenee Weenee )

Its Spoopy season get your peni wenis out ya'll

by Rinkdinkymink233 October 22, 2018

Skinny penis

A popular vine about ya boi skinny penis

"Ah haha it's ya boi uh...skinny penis."

by YaBoiSkinnyPenis December 29, 2016

Penis Flytrap

Make your penis hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.

When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.

Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!

There was a fly infestation over at Jones' place.

I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.

I feel sick now!

by Klobersaurus August 15, 2010

Master penis

links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure

link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size

by father fast fingers February 19, 2017

diet penis

Restricting a penis for one wank a month.

Guy1: Have you wanked off at all this this month?

Guy2: Nah, I'm on that diet penis.

by TheJello November 27, 2017